But I’ll keep it to a minimum, I promise. I’ve never really sang the praises of being single, but I’ve been very pro-single as opposed to having sucky relationships. As of  late, I’m almost starting to reconsider that stance. Everyone has a boyfriend. EVERYONE. I mean, that’s an exaggeration, yeah, but seriously. It seems like everyone is getting into relationships. I can’t even find an appropriate crush to have. I mean, honestly, I’ve dreamt about kissing boys I hardly know and getting back with my ex the past few nights. It’s ridiculous. Seriously. I’m sorry for all of the -ly words I just used, by the way.

I’m done whining, guys. Thanks for letting me. Not like you have a choice or anything.